Why did it die Nothing died

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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lipstick pig

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Poop

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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The government

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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