- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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