- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Moo! I'm a goat!

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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