- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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