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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

No thank you, I don't like violence

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Women's rights

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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