Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Gay Rights

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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GADZOOKS!

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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