What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Justin Beiber

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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kkk

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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hot diggity dog

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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