Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Colby Michael Schluter

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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