What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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