What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

There's a god, just kidding.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What comes after 69? 70

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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