whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Morning wood.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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