a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Womens rights

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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30cm = 0,3meters

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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