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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

If you're reading this, you can read.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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