A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What is White over Black? Society.

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A midget walks under a bar

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Gay Rights

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Religion.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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