What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Alex Gedrose.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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