Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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My life :(

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Anti Joke

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