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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Mark Wilson

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Hello.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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