A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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civil rights

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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This is not a joke

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Religion.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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girls lacrosse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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