Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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