- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

A women walks into a kitchen.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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