- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

girls lacrosse

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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