Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Jesus was a good guy

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Pull my finger ouch..

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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