- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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