What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Knock, knock. Come in.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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