Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Womens rights

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giddy goat

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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