how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

girls lacrosse

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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