- Anti Joke

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian