roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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