- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

24

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Get off my porch.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??