- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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