squirrels with massive bonerss

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

you first

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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