why was 6 afraid of 7?

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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The government

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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