An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Autism speaks but not really

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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