- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Sarah Palin

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

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