Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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soccer

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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