Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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The WNBA

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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