A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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