So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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lol a man is drowning

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Scott Gomez

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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