There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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