Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Woman's rights

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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