What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Snooki

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Anti Joke

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