- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Mark Wilson

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Nickelback

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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