- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

woman's rights

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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