yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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