Where do you live? In a house

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Like this joke, bitch.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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