How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Top Gear USA

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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