A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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women rights

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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