The NBA and womens sports

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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leon harney ya pikey

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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