How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Justin Bieber

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Sarah Palin

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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