- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

No thank you, I don't like violence

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Jews

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

A man... walks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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