- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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