Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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