What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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