Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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