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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

canaan and mallory

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Donald Trump.

Womens Rights

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

r u smart..... or ur black

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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