why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Women's rights

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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