- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

._____________________. Whale!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Womens' sports

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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