- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

WHAT????

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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