Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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who ever is reading this....

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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