Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Religion.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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