- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Who is big and stupid My brother

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Justin's hair

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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