Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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School

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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The BCS

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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i am and me is i

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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