Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

boobs.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

racism...deal with it!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Dylan is gay

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

redtube

What are we then hypocrites?

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

tee hee

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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