- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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