- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

i dont like chris

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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