- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

you first

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

The Holocaust.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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