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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Welcome to die!

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

heads up!

hahahahaha thats not funny

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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