- Anti Joke

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mormons having fun.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.