- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

poop

Cripples are lame.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Harry Chappell raped someone

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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