where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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