- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Romans rights.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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