- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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