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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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