how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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LIFE :(

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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