- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

one day i went to bed

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.