WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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