How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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