Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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