What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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hi

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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penis

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Anti Joke

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