A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

How long is a china man?

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

You see how lame this is?

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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