- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's my tractor.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

No thank you, I don't like violence

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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