A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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