A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Chuck norris

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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