- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Three black men were walking...

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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