- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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