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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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