- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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