whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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