Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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How old are you? 20

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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