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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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What's the difference between a duck

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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JUST KIDDING^

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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He walked in a bar

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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