How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

girls lacrosse

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Nickelback

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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