- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What do vampires cross the sea in?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Knock knock ... No ones home

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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