Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

A man walks into a bar.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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