Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What is the meaning of life? 42

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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