- Anti Joke

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

You just read this ..

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

A ginger was with his friends

why did the computer crash? it didn't