- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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