"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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potatoes

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Anti Joke

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