Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Poop swing

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Anti Joke

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