- Anti Joke

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.