What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Not a joke.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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NASCAR

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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