- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Butt poop.

Cripples are lame.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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