What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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