- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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