What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Patriarchy.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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BIG PENIS

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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