- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

shut up iggy

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Women's rights

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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