- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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