A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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