What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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this is not an anti joke

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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