knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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