- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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