Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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brandon ya twwat

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A ginger was with his friends

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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