My kids are mistakes.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Black Friday

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Take this and put it- No.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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