- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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