Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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I am a nigger.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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