- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How come grilled cheese?

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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