What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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The NBA and womens sports

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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JUST KIDDING^

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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canada

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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poo

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Anti Joke

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