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What did Delaware? A coat.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What did the car do? CRASH!

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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