INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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