Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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