if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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