Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Bob dole

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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