Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Once upon a time, The end.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Women's rights.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

ME NAME IS JEFF

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Take this and put it- No.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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