Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Anti Joke

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