- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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