- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Your all fags

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

david what a baghead

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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