What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Flop dog

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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