- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Do you like fishsticks No

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

women's rights.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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