Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Jimmy Saville

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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