- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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