- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

baby seal walks into a club

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Gingers.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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