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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

What is 1+1? It's 2!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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