- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Dance is a sport

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Jesus was a good guy

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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