What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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