- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

"knock knock" "Come in"

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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