- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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