- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Womens Rights

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.