Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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My pet rock died.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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