Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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cancer

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Queens Park rangers

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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