What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

why did the man die? he was shot

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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