Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

How do you spell eight? 8

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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