- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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