A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Xbox One

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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