- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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