Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Yes!

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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