- Anti Joke

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"