- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

why did the man die? he was shot

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Jimmy Saville

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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