I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Cripples are lame.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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