- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

I just can't stand sitting down!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Cripples are lame.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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