A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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PSN IS UP

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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WNBA

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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