- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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