- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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