what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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