- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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