Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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i have to pee out my ass.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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hot diggity dog

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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