- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Penis.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

charlie sheen losing

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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