Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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