- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

The joke below is absolute shit.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

There's a car about to hit me.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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