american government

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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