- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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