What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Samraj.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Knock knock! Ding dong.

lybia

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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