- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

your mother

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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