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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Erectile Dysfunction.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Canada AYY

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Christians pornstars.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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