What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Im black

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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