Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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