A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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penis

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Jerry.

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