- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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