- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

This is not a joke

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Knock, knock. Come in.

knock knock piss off

fack me in the ace! CC

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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