- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Do you like fishsticks No

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Once upon a cross

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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