Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

cliché rebecca black joke.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What did the peanut say to the jelly

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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