Women's rights

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

leon harney ya pikey

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Psychics.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

good one jess !!

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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