- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats a dick a dick

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

This is not an anti joke.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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