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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Women's rights.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

The government

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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