- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Jerry.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

xavier stop

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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