- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

a horse nibbled a baby

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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