- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

42, that is all

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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