How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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shauns beautiful

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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