Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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