i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Reverse psychology never fails.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Women's rights

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

leon harney ya pikey

your moms my other ride

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

So a baby seal walks into a club...

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

These Jokes suck.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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