Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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split your ass cheek

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The person below me is weird.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Anti Joke

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