donald................duck for president

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Reverse psychology never fails.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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