What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What is white black and Chinese A panda

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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