- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

r u smart..... or ur black

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Snarf Nuggets

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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