- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

out of your comfort zone

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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