Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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I pooped.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Donald Trump.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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