What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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knock knock who's there?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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