- Anti Joke

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo