Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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