- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

you know whats funny... nothing.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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