Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Your mom.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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