Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Womens Rights

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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I pooped.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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