What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Game

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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