why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Cows are land manatees.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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