- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

knock knock get lost!

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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