- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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