Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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men's rights.

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A dyslexic blind man

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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I drive a 'rarri

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Hello Braydon

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i have to pee out my ass.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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