- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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