- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Whats an Anti Joke

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Your time.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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