Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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acualy is dolan

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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