- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What color is red paint? Red

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

pickle sniffer

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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