what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

At least I dont have AIDS.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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