Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Grammer is very important

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Flop dog

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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acualy is dolan

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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