Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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nipple

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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girls lacrosse

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pickle sniffer

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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