- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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