Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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full house

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Butt poop.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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