How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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