look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

69 :)

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

these are shit

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Butt poop.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Mormons having fun.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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