knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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