- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

full house

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

You know what's funny? Clowns.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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