Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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rarw

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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tom pauling

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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