- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Cancer

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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