What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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