A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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GINGER PEOPLE

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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