Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's the difference between a duck

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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