Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Knock, Knock Come in

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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